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LoveCraft RAM Guard

Caps LoveCraft's RAM so long sessions don't swallow your whole PC.

A small Windows tray app that caps the physical memory used by LoveCraft (Curio.exe) and its webview helpers, so the game stops eating all of your system RAM. It pauses the cap while the game is loading, can launch automatically with the game from Steam, lifts every limit when it exits, and keeps itself up to date. Free.

Latest versionv1.3.15·Oct 17, 2026·0.82 MBDownload

Get started in 3 steps

  1. 1

    Download and open RAM Guard

    Download the zip above, unzip it anywhere (your Documents folder is fine), and run LoveCraftRamGuard.exe. No installer and no key needed. A Getting Started card at the top of the window walks you through the next two steps and ticks each one off.

  2. 2

    Choose your RAM cap and start it with LoveCraft (Steam or direct download)

    Pick how much RAM LoveCraft may use (about half your PC's RAM is a good start) and press SAVE MY CAP. Then make RAM Guard start with the game every time: on Steam press SET IN STEAM (Steam closes for a moment). Playing the direct-download version, or want it to work either way? Press START WITH WINDOWS and RAM Guard waits quietly in the tray and catches LoveCraft however it starts.

  3. 3

    Stop the long-session crashes

    Press INCREASE PAGE FILE. RAM Guard picks a safe size for your PC, shows you the numbers, asks Windows for permission and saves your old setting so you can undo it. Restart Windows once and long LoveCraft sessions have room to breathe.

Defender flagged RAM Guard? It was a false alarm, here's the fix

For about half an hour, RAM Guard 1.3.12 was available, and Microsoft Defender's automatic "machine learning" scan wrongly flagged it as "Trojan:Win32/Bearfoos.A!ml" and removed it. RAM Guard contains no malware: Defender judged it on how it behaves (it updates itself and can start with Windows), not on any known threat.

If this happened to you, RAM Guard was removed from your PC, and if you use "Set in Steam", Steam may now say "Missing game executable" when you launch LoveCraft. To fix it, download RAM Guard 1.3.14 from this page, open it, and press SET IN STEAM again (or switch on Start with Windows). If you'd rather play without it for now: in Steam, right-click LoveCraft, choose Properties, and clear the Launch Options box.

1.3.14 changes the parts Defender objected to: Start with Windows now uses a normal shortcut in your Startup folder, and RAM Guard no longer copies itself into the LoveCraft folder by itself. Every release is now checked with Microsoft Defender before it goes out.

Why LoveCraft crashes during long sessions

The LoveCraft client (Curio.exe) keeps asking Windows for more memory over a long session and does not hand it back. In one three-hour session we measured it holding about 42 GB, with its own log reporting memory leaks.

Windows can only promise as much memory as your RAM plus your page file. That total is called the commit limit. Once it is used up, the next request for memory fails, and LoveCraft crashes, often inside its built-in web browser (the news, profile and event pages).

RAM Guard caps how much of the game's memory sits in physical RAM at once, which keeps the rest of your PC responsive. It cannot make the game give memory back, so on its own it cannot prevent this crash. Forcing a hard limit on the game's memory only makes it crash sooner.

Windows' default "System managed" page file is meant to grow when memory runs low, but it often grows too late for a leak like this one, and shrinks again after a restart.

What helps: give Windows a bigger, fixed page file, and restart LoveCraft every few hours during long sessions. RAM Guard 1.3.2 and later do the page file part for you: press INCREASE PAGE FILE in the app. It picks a safe size (your RAM size, between 16 and 64 GB, using at most 10% of your free disk space and always leaving 20 GB free), shows you the exact numbers first, asks Windows for permission, and saves your old setting so RESTORE PREVIOUS can put it back. The change takes effect after a Windows restart.

The page file is a single file, pagefile.sys, on your system drive. A bigger one only costs disk space. Its contents are thrown away every time Windows restarts, so there is nothing to clean up; to get the space back, use RESTORE PREVIOUS and restart.

RAM Guard 1.3.1 and later also watch the commit limit while LoveCraft runs and warn you in the tray once Windows passes 95%, so you can save and restart before the crash.

News & updates

RAM Guard 1.3.15: when LoveCraft's web browser dies

Oct 17, 2026

LoveCraft shows its news, profile and event pages with a built-in web browser (Vuplex). We've found that when that browser's main process dies, LoveCraft has no way to start a new one, so the game stays frozen for good. LoveCraft's own log confirms it: "The Chromium browser process unexpectedly failed", followed by a note that the game doesn't handle that event.

RAM Guard can't bring that session back; only LoveCraft's developers can fix the game so it recovers. What 1.3.15 does: if LoveCraft freezes because its browser died, RAM Guard tells you within seconds that the session won't come back and that you need to restart LoveCraft, instead of leaving you waiting. It also records how the browser ended (a crash, out of memory, a graphics driver reset, or being closed by another program) in the anonymous crash report, so we can find and fix the cause.

RAM Guard 1.3.12: works with the direct-download version

Oct 15, 2026

"Set in Steam" only helps if you play LoveCraft through Steam. For the direct-download version (or if you'd rather not touch Steam's settings), switch on "Start with Windows and wait for LoveCraft" in RAM Guard, or press START WITH WINDOWS in the Getting Started card.

RAM Guard then starts quietly in the tray when you sign in to Windows, caps LoveCraft the moment it starts, however you launch it, and goes back to waiting when you close the game. While it waits it checks every couple of seconds and uses almost no CPU. Switch it off any time and RAM Guard stops starting with Windows.

RAM Guard 1.3.11: graphics card memory warning

Oct 15, 2026

LoveCraft can use a lot of video memory: we've measured over 10 GB on a 16 GB card, plus about 1 GB for its built-in web browser. When the card fills up, Windows moves the overflow into regular RAM, which shows up as stutter and adds to the memory pressure behind long-session crashes.

Windows doesn't allow any program to cap another program's video memory, so RAM Guard can't limit it. Instead, RAM Guard notes it in its own window when your card passes 95% full while LoveCraft runs (since 1.3.13 without a pop-up), so you can lower texture quality in LoveCraft's graphics settings or close in-game web pages. GPU memory is also included in the anonymous crash reports, so we can see whether full graphics cards line up with crashes.

RAM Guard 1.3.10: multiple LoveCraft clients

Oct 15, 2026

If you run two or more LoveCraft clients at the same time, each one now gets its own RAM cap, its own "pause while loading" check, its own freeze watch and its own unfreeze. Unfreezing one client never touches another client's web browser, and the status line lists every client with its memory use. Installed copies update automatically.

RAM Guard 1.3.9: unfreeze LoveCraft

Oct 14, 2026

Many LoveCraft freezes happen while the game waits on its built-in web browser (Vuplex, which shows the news, profile and event pages). When that happens for 15 seconds, RAM Guard 1.3.9 asks whether to restart the part of the browser the game is stuck on. Say yes and the game usually comes back within seconds; in-game web pages reload. If the game is still frozen 15 seconds later, it offers to close the whole web browser so the game can carry on without it.

RAM Guard only ever touches LoveCraft's own browser processes, only when the game is actually stuck on them, and checks again right before acting. Prefer it hands-free? Turn on "Unfreeze automatically (don't ask)" in the window. Don't want it at all? Turn off "Unfreeze LoveCraft when its web browser hangs".

RAM Guard 1.3.8: finding out why LoveCraft freezes

Oct 14, 2026

Most LoveCraft "not responding" freezes we've seen are the game waiting on another program, and the main suspect is the web browser built into LoveCraft (Vuplex, which shows the news, profile and event pages). 1.3.8 checks what the game is stuck on when a freeze happens, using the same Windows feature as Resource Monitor's "Analyze wait chain", and shows a tray message naming it.

The result goes into the anonymous crash report (only program names such as "Vuplex WebView", never your files or accounts). Once enough freezes are recorded we'll know for sure what causes them and can share it with LoveCraft's developers.

RAM Guard 1.3.7: no more old version at game start

Oct 13, 2026

"Set in Steam" puts a copy of RAM Guard in the LoveCraft folder, and Steam starts that copy with the game. If you then downloaded a newer RAM Guard somewhere else, the copy in the game folder stayed old, so the old version came back every time you launched LoveCraft.

From 1.3.7, whenever RAM Guard starts it checks the copy Steam uses and updates it if it's older. If you installed a version before 1.3 with "Set in Steam", download 1.3.7 and open it once: it updates the game-folder copy for you, and from then on that copy keeps itself up to date.

RAM Guard 1.3.6: anonymous crash reports

Oct 13, 2026

To keep improving RAM Guard and our advice on LoveCraft crashes, RAM Guard 1.3.6 sends a short report at the end of each LoveCraft session: whether Windows recorded a crash or a freeze for the game (and which part of it failed, for example its built-in browser), how long the session ran, how full Windows' memory was, how much LoveCraft was using, and your cap setting. If RAM Guard itself hits an error, it sends the error and where in RAM Guard's code it happened.

What is never sent: LoveCraft's own log files (they contain account details and login tokens), your name, your PC's name, your folders or your IP address. Your Windows user name and folder paths are removed from error reports before they leave your PC.

Crash reports use the same random install ID and the same switch as usage stats. Switching off "Send anonymous usage stats and crash reports" stops both, deletes any reports still waiting on your PC and asks fusenode.org to delete everything already sent.

RAM Guard 1.3.4: anonymous usage stats

Oct 12, 2026

From 1.3.4, RAM Guard tells fusenode.org that it's running so we can see how many people use it and when LoveCraft is busiest. That helps us decide what to fix and build next.

What is sent: a random install ID that RAM Guard makes up on first run (it isn't tied to your PC, Windows or Steam account), the RAM Guard version, whether your PC is x64 or ARM, and whether LoveCraft is running. It's sent when RAM Guard starts and closes, every 15 minutes while it's open, and every 5 minutes while you play. We don't store your IP address, names, files or anything about your PC. Activity is kept for 90 days.

To turn it off, switch off "Send anonymous usage stats" in the RAM Guard window. That also asks fusenode.org to delete everything that was sent for your install.

RAM Guard 1.3.3: Getting Started guide

Oct 12, 2026

New to RAM Guard? The Getting Started card at the top of the window walks you through it: choose your RAM cap, start RAM Guard with LoveCraft from Steam, and increase the page file to stop long-session crashes. Each step has its own button and ticks itself off when it's done.

Hide the card once you're set up, and bring it back any time from the tray menu (Getting started guide). Installed copies update to 1.3.3 automatically.

RAM Guard 1.3.2: one-click page file fix

Oct 12, 2026

The new Windows Page File card shows your memory limit and suggests a safe, fixed page file size for your PC. One click (plus Windows' permission prompt) applies it, and a restart makes it live.

It never shrinks your page file, only touches your system drive, uses at most 10% of free disk space, and keeps your previous setting so RESTORE PREVIOUS can undo it. Installed copies update to 1.3.2 automatically.

RAM Guard 1.3.1: crash warning and in-app news

Oct 12, 2026

RAM Guard now watches Windows' commit limit while LoveCraft is running. Above 95% it shows a red warning in the window and a tray notification telling you to save and restart the game, repeated every 20 minutes while it stays high.

A new News card in the app shows posts like this one. Installed copies update to 1.3.1 automatically.

RAM Guard is now free

Oct 12, 2026

LoveCraft RAM Guard no longer needs a license key. From 1.3.0 on it checks fusenode.org for updates and installs signed updates by itself, restarting quietly in the tray.

Update API

This product checks in at /api/updates/lovecraft-ram-guard.

Simulate a product check-in

This is exactly what the installed app calls on launch — pick a version it thinks it's running and see what Fusenode tells it back.

Version history

v1.3.15lateststable

When LoveCraft's built-in web browser dies, RAM Guard now records why and, if the game freezes because of it, tells you straight away that the session can't recover and needs a restart.

Oct 17, 2026
v1.3.14stable

Fixes Microsoft Defender wrongly flagging RAM Guard: Start with Windows now uses a normal Startup shortcut, and RAM Guard no longer copies itself into the LoveCraft folder on its own.

Oct 15, 2026
v1.3.13stable

Removes the graphics-memory pop-up; RAM Guard now only notes it quietly in its own window.

Oct 15, 2026
v1.3.12stable

Works with the direct-download version of LoveCraft: turn on Start with Windows and RAM Guard waits in the tray and caps LoveCraft however it starts.

Oct 15, 2026
v1.3.11stable

Warns when your graphics card's memory is nearly full (a cause of stutter) and records GPU memory in crash reports.

Oct 15, 2026
v1.3.10stable

Supports several LoveCraft clients at once: each gets its own cap, its own freeze watch and unfreeze, and the status line lists every client.

Oct 15, 2026
v1.3.9stable

Unfreeze: when LoveCraft stops responding because its built-in web browser (Vuplex) is stuck, RAM Guard offers to restart that part of the browser so the game comes back. Can also do it automatically.

Oct 14, 2026
v1.3.8stable

When LoveCraft stops responding, RAM Guard now traces what the game is waiting on (for example its built-in Vuplex web browser) and includes it in the anonymous crash report, so the real cause of freezes can be found.

Oct 14, 2026
v1.3.7stable

Fixes the old version coming back when LoveCraft starts: RAM Guard now keeps the copy Steam launches with the game up to date, and tells you when it's already running.

Oct 13, 2026
v1.3.6stable

Anonymous crash reports: when LoveCraft crashes or freezes, or RAM Guard itself hits an error, a short summary is sent so FuseNode can see what causes crashes. Covered by the same switch as usage stats.

Oct 13, 2026
v1.3.5stable

Checks for updates every 30 minutes instead of every 6 hours, so fixes arrive while RAM Guard is open.

Oct 12, 2026
v1.3.4stable

Adds anonymous usage stats so FuseNode can see how many people use RAM Guard (random install ID, version, whether LoveCraft is running; no names, IPs or files). Turn it off any time with the switch in the window.

Oct 12, 2026
v1.3.3stable

New Getting Started card walks first-time users through three steps: choose a RAM cap, start with LoveCraft from Steam, and increase the page file.

Oct 12, 2026
v1.3.2stable

New INCREASE PAGE FILE button: safely gives Windows more memory room so long LoveCraft sessions stop freezing and crashing. Undo any time with RESTORE PREVIOUS.

Oct 12, 2026
v1.3.1stable

Warns you before Windows runs out of memory (the cause of most LoveCraft crashes), and adds a News card with FuseNode updates.

Oct 12, 2026
v1.3.0stable

Now a free download. RAM Guard checks fusenode.org for updates and installs them automatically.

Oct 12, 2026
v1.1.0stable

Key-licensed release with the RAM graph, adaptive cap relief and Steam launch option.

Sep 7, 2026